Roasted 6 months ago based on d's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, "d," let’s break this down: your Spotify profile is like a Netflix recommendation algorithm that took one too many hits to the head—completely confused and all over the place. You claim to love corridos, but with your music taste looking like the confused love child of a mariachi band and an existential crisis, I can’t help but picture you blasting “Sad Sierreño” while sobbing over a bag of Doritos. Did you build this playlist during a Netflix binge of Narcos or during a personal crisis waiting for your abuelita's tamales to get out of the microwave? So you’ve got Kanye and T3R Elemento on the same playlist. That’s like showing up to a barbecue with a piñata and a Nobel Prize. You can't be vibing to "Runaway" while simultaneously getting lost in the ranchera feels of "Con Olor a Hierba." Who are you trying to be, the Picasso of party playlists, mixing tragedy and celebration as if you’re painting with your eyes closed? And let’s not even get started on your most played tracks. I haven’t seen someone spread musical chaos like that since my uncle tried to DJ his own quinceañera! Honestly, "d," the only thing more unpredictable than your top artists is your emotional rollercoaster. It's diverse, sure, but it’s as cohesive as a jigsaw puzzle where half the pieces are from a different set. Your taste in music is less like a curated collection and more like a melody-driven, bilingual therapy session for identity crisis. So here’s an idea: maybe stick to one genre for a week? Just to see what it’s like to vibe without sounding like you’ve been sucked into a vortex of “what even is this?” Your Spotify smells like a mid-2000s mixtape that never found its target audience. Good luck with that!

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