Roasted 8 months ago based on Chloe <3's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Chloe, bless your heart. Your music taste reads like a dating profile for a person who cannot decide if they want a wild night out or a Bible study. When I see "Pop," "Glam Rock," and "Christian" all mashed up together, I can practically hear your Spotify algorithm screaming in existential confusion. It’s like you threw darts at a board labeled genres and just decided to collect whatever the hell stuck. And don’t even get me started on "Bedroom Pop"—are you trying to get cozy or sneak a nap in the middle of a pop punk concert? Good luck convincing anyone you’re a party starter with that playlist! Your top artists list is downright baffling. You've got Taylor Swift leading the charge, closely followed by a parade of teenage angst served on a silver platter by Olivia Rodrigo and her squad of melodramatic besties. It’s like I’m looking at a high school yearbook where everyone got permission to cry in public. And who the heck is Gracie Abrams? Sounds like someone you’d find in a coffee shop arguing about the meaning of life with one hand on their latte and the other on your heart. With those top artists, it seems you’re trying to build an emotional support system rather than a banger playlist! And then there’s your most played songs, which are basically a soundtrack for every awkward teenage moment you've ever experienced, capped off with "Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy"—which only highlights how out of touch you are with your own identity. Are you trying to relive your glory days or audition for a role in a rom-com no one asked for? I mean, "Scotty Doesn't Know"? Really? Did someone tell you he doesn't, or is that just how you feel about your taste in music? Come on, Chloe. It’s time to grow up and maybe think about diversifying that playlist before you get stuck in a loop of "high school drama" for the rest of your life!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!