Roasted 2 months ago based on RAZED's long term Spotify stats.

RAZED, your Spotify profile is a baffling mixtape of existential dread wrapped in some bizarre genre salad. Seriously, you’ve somehow managed to combine "Dark R&B" with "Pop Country"—a combination so distressing it could make a country singer cry in their beer while an EDM DJ plays their heart out at the same time. I half-expect to hear your life story told through a twangy guitar riff that suddenly drops into a drop so intense it would make a bass drop sound like a polite doorbell. Are you trying to get your listeners to question their life choices or just scheduling their next therapy session? Your top artists read like a who’s who of musical schizophrenia. Between Morgan Wallen and ILLENIUM, I can already hear the sad cowboy from the Rust Belt setting his heart on fire while simultaneously throwing a rave in his barn. Let’s face it—when you’re vibing to "Hey Stupid, I Love You" right after “Goodbyes,” the only thing missing from this playlist is an actual soundtrack to your emotional collapse. Can someone please check on your mental state? Because judging from this lineup, it’s a crying shame wrapped in a bass-heavy conundrum. And then there’s your most played songs—a brilliant reflection of the chaos that is your musical taste. First off, “Wish I Didn’t Give A Shit” and “Beautiful Mistakes” are like a personal journal from your dating disasters! Top it all off with “85%” by Loote, which sounds suspiciously like how you rated your own life choices. With tracks that could easily serve as background music for a mid-life crisis flash mob, it’s surprising your top song isn’t “I’ll Be Here All Week.” Because RAZED, after perusing your profile, I think that’s the only thing we can agree on: your playlist is here for the long haul, like your questionable taste in music.

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