Roasted 1 year ago based on victoria.ls's long term Spotify stats.

Victoria, you have the musical taste of a teenager who just discovered the internet and immediately thought, "Wow, K-Pop and anime are my entire personality!" You’ve got J-Pop, K-Pop, and Christmas music all crammed into one playlist like they’re on a failed blind date. If diversity in genre were a talent, you’d still be trying out for “American Idol” while somehow getting rejected by every fanbase at the same time. You’re a walking Spotify cringe compilation, prioritizing seasonal cheer but somehow making it sound like “The Grinch Who Stole My Playlist” instead. And let’s talk about your top artists: a mix so eclectic that it makes my head spin. Taylor Swift meets YOASOBI? Are you okay? Did you accidentally fall into a deep pit of whimsy while binging anime during the holidays? With artists like Hollywood Undead and the Miracle Tones featuring alongside Sabrina Carpenter, you might as well be throwing a birthday party for your inner child while simultaneously lamenting over your existential crisis. I mean, even Lil Nas X probably wouldn’t want to be seen in the same room as those vibes. Your most played songs read like a cringe-inducing confession page for a thrift store romance novel. I can almost visualize you scrolling through “青のすみか” while sipping on bubble tea, trying to make it out like it’s deep emotional poetry. And “Do It Like That”? Please, it’s more like “Do It Like a Middle School Homecoming Dance.” Between all that fluff and your obsession with songs featuring five people at once, you should really consider establishing a new genre: "What the heck am I listening to?" Keep up the introspective angsty vibes, Victoria; surely one day, you’ll find that playlist that finally screams “normal.”

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