Roasted 5 days ago based on 😶‍🌫️'s long term Spotify stats.

So, I see your Spotify profile is officially sponsored by the committee for Attention Deficit Disorder. With a flavor palette that swings from K-Pop to Rage Rap like it’s a musical version of fruit cocktail mishmash, you must possess the world’s most confused music taste. Are you curating a soundtrack for a luxury hotel, a rave, or an existential crisis? It’s like you walked into a high-end grocery store, grabbed a bit of everything, and mixed it all in one blender, hoping that something delicious would emerge. Spoiler alert: it looks like a hot mess on toast. Your top artists can only be described as an all-star lineup of “who even?” Seriously, who hurt you? We get it, you’re trying to be unique, but listening to “Yung Beef” and “ADÉLA” doesn’t make you edgy; it just makes you look like you’re in desperate need of some serious musical therapy. BLACKPINK and Rosalía? A generous sprinkling of top-tier talent mixed with the “who's that again?” B-list brigade. I’m not sure if you're aiming to influence or just confuse, but at this point, your playlists are an archaeological dig that shouldn’t have been attempted post-Angsty Teen years. And let's discuss your most played songs: “i need u” seems to resonate with your life choices because I genuinely need to know how you ended up here. “STILETTO O CUADRÁS”? Sounds like a password for a snack you forgot you bought during your last “highly cultured” binge. Your Spotify account is a digital trip through a funhouse mirror where all the reflections are just misplaced tunes and cringey hashtags. It’s like your music taste is a beautiful disaster—a collage of sounds that hit just right if you’ve also had a few too many drinks. Get it together! Or don’t—it's comedy gold as is!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!