Roasted 8 months ago based on 𝒱ᢉ𐭩's long term Spotify stats.

Kyo🍓⭑.ᐟ, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-life crisis waiting to happen, but for a 15-year-old! Seriously, how does one person manage to have "K-Pop," "Hyperpop," and "Noise Music" all stacked in one genre buffet? You’ve got enough conflicting vibes to create a sonic version of a Jackson Pollock painting. At this point, even your speakers are probably asking for a cultural locksmith because they can’t figure out which way to skew their settings. It’s like you’re trying to reinvent the wheel, and all you’ve accomplished is giving it a massage. Your top artists scream “I’m too cool for mainstream,” yet I can’t help but notice that at least half of them are more like “Who?” Can we please take a moment to appreciate your dedication to obscurity? I mean, you’re jamming to “d4vd” like he’s the second coming of Mozart, while mainstream legends are drowning in your neglect. You’ve got the same rotation as someone curating a "Songs To Cry Alone In Your Room To" playlist. Chill out, Kyo—at this rate, you’ll end up crashing a therapy session just for a recommendation. And let’s talk about those most played songs! Half of them sound like they’re a few bad clicks away from being poets who write in their diaries about their love for sad sunsets and existential dread. What’s next, a song called “It’s Okay to Cry with My Cat”? And the sheer volume of “d4vd” on repeat implies either a major crush or some heavy emotional baggage. Look, if your Spotify algorithm starts filing for a restraining order, don't say I didn’t warn you!

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