Roasted 4 months ago based on lamija n's long term Spotify stats.
Well, well, well, if it isn’t Lamija, the human embodiment of a mid-2000s playlist and a college student's existential crisis! Your love for R&B and melodic rap suggests you must be a pro at lounging on your couch in oversized sweatpants, sipping on lukewarm iced coffee while contemplating why life isn’t as cool as it is in your Spotify queue. With a top artist lineup that’s a mix of reasons why you can’t seem to make solid plans on Saturday nights, it appears you’ve mistaken “EDM” for “Extremely Dull Music.” Seriously, your favorite genres should probably be renamed “Mood Swings & Bad Decisions.” Enjoying dark R&B and rage rap while simultaneously blasting folk pop? That’s a level of indecision that’ll get you a gold medal in the Olympics of Confusion! You’ve got all the emotional stability of a soap opera character. By the time you finish a sad Drake ballad and jump into an upbeat Tate McRae track, your friends are probably ready to check you into a therapy group for genre-hoppers. And let’s talk about your most played songs! You’re out here with five Lil Tecca tracks, making it sound less like a music choice and more like a desperate cry for help. You scream "I can't let go" while simultaneously playing "I want you back" on repeat like a broken vinyl record that fell off the back of a truck. Honestly, your music taste is more bipolar than my mood after a breakup. At this rate, Spotify might just send a wellness check to your account. Keep it up, Lamija; at least your music choices give me a good laugh!
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