Roasted 2 years ago based on Lily Vanek's long term Spotify stats.

Lily, your Spotify profile is like a bad buffet: a mix of EDM beats that seem like they were stolen from a DJ's nap time and some artists that even the algorithm hit "unsubscribe" on. I mean, "Vapor Twitch"? Sounds like a genre made up by someone who just discovered the “Vaporwave” playlist 10 minutes ago and thought it needed an exclamation point. Your taste suggests a raving party deep in the woods, where the average IQ collectively drops to that of a potato—sure, the beats are banging, but honey, your playlists are screaming for an intervention! Let’s talk top artists: "Disko Dollface" sounds like the name of a missed connection from a rave start-up—seriously, do you just throw darts at a list of artists who look like they know how to operate a turntable while wearing neon? "The Weeknd" gets a pass, but mentioning "Just A Gent" immediately raises red flags about both your musical judgment and the mandatory hipster glasses you're probably wearing right now. The next time someone asks you about your taste in music, just say you’re doing research for a sonic apocalypse; at least it’ll make more sense than whatever rabbit hole you've crawled into! Now, onto your most played songs: if "rockstar (feat. 21 Savage)" is topping your list, it's clear you haven’t done much rockin' of your own in a while. "Broken" by "Vaizhult"? Sounds like the emotional rollercoaster of your love life: a mishmash of beats designed to keep the dancefloor alive while you’re probably questioning your life choices from the corner. And sweetie, if "golden hour" is how you describe your vibe, it sounds more like the twilight of your musical ambitions. Throw in a solid nine-hour playlist of T-Swift and maybe, just maybe, you'll regain some of that lost dignity!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!