Roasted 10 months ago based on Chris's long term Spotify stats.

Chris, looking at your Spotify profile is like peeking into a musical dumpster fire. "Dancehall" and "Soca"? Really? I didn't know you were planning on throwing a party exclusively for people who can't decide which cringy hairstyle to rock while getting perm’d in a dingy barbershop. Your favorite artists read more like a list of folks who'd help you win 'Most Likely to Confuse Your Ex for a Rash' award. I mean, Drake and Tory Lanez? If those two were your BFFs, I can only imagine the conversations happening over lukewarm Henny. Your attempt at variety is about as successful as a two-legged dog trying to win a race—endearing and hilarious, but ultimately pathetic. Only someone with such an identity crisis could love "Rage Rap" and "Melodic Rap" in equal measure. What are you trying to do, Chris? Start a genre meant for people who've taken one too many emotional hits and now can’t decide if they want to throw hands or have a heartfelt chat? I’m shocked your listen history doesn’t include sobbed confessions and voice notes—but maybe you kept those for after parties in your mom’s basement. As for your most-played songs, I can only assume you have a playlist called “Songs to Cry in the Shower To.” "Henny Dance" and "Hours in Silence" sounds like the perfect soundtrack to the most average Saturday night of your life. Just imagine what would happen if those jams played on repeat at your next get-together—people wouldn't know whether to groove or call an exorcist. You say you love music, but I think it’s more accurate to say you love background noise while you awkwardly stare into the depths of your unmade bed. Keep it up, and you might just become Spotify’s version of that weird kid who claims he's “deep” only because he listens to sad songs on repeat.

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