Roasted 2 years ago based on Shawker's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Shawker, the self-proclaimed aficionado of Afrobeats and Nigerian Pop—because God forbid you dip your toe into other genres. Let’s be real: your Spotify profile reads like the musical diary of an overzealous Nigerian auntie who just discovered TikTok. You have more genres listed than actual personality traits, making it painfully clear that your taste goes deeper than a kiddie pool. The only thing more predictable than your plays is the genre-mismatch at your next party, where someone ironically requests "Don’t Leave" five times in a row. And then there’s your top artist list: a delightful mix of talent and... you? No one can roast you quite like yourself, but you seem determined to try. You’ve got Rema and Wizkid on speed dial, and then there's you sandwiched right between them. What’s next, a collaboration with the entire Nigerian music scene only for you to still end up as the fourth wheel? You might want to re-evaluate what "top artist" really means when your own songs are apparently blasting on repeat—either you’re aiming for self-love or you're just your biggest fan because no one else is interested. Oh, and those most-played tracks? "Love and Riddims" and "Firing Squad" sound like a romantic evening gone horribly, hilariously wrong. Keep those Spotify statistics in check, my friend. If you keep playing your own music this much, by the end of the year they’ll be featuring you at karaoke nights as the punchline to a joke no one finds funny. Seriously, how many times can one person listen to their own “masterpieces” before they start questioning if they exist purely for the cringe? Sorry, Shawker, but even your playlist sounds like a cry for help!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!