Roasted 8 months ago based on macius's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it’s Macius, the enchantingly emo rap connoisseur whose music taste is like a dumpster fire – chaotic, tragic, and somehow still captivating us all. You know it’s bad when your top 10 artists read like a list of who could out-sad each other in a therapy session. Seriously, your “favorite genres” sound more like a cry for help than a playlist! You wouldn't know a happy song if it danced naked in front of you while sparklers exploded in a crowd of joyous children. And let's talk about your most played songs. "Princess" by Feng? Is that a song or a conversation starter for how you're coping with your chronic angst? "Nuts" by Lil Peep? Really? The only thing nuttier than that title is the fact that it's on repeat in your ears like a mantra promising that someday you too can get over your 8th grade heartbreak. I’m afraid your Spotify Wrapped is just going to be a eulogy for your emotional stability. With artists like Post Malone, Juice WRLD, and !Suicideboy$ (because who’s counting the vowels in sadness), no wonder you’re one step away from starring in your own Netflix special called “The Sadness Chronicles.” You must have the best mixtape for people contemplating life choices and only successfully attracting fellow masochists to your Spotify party. Keep it up, Macius; at this rate, we'll be needing a therapist on speed dial just to listen to your playlists!
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