Roasted 3 months ago based on spencer 🎭🪩's long term Spotify stats.

Spencer, you must have a PhD in high school heartbreak with a minor in adolescent angst, because your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a teen who insists on wearing black and crying in their room while blasting Panic! At The Disco. Emo, pop punk, and screamo? Honestly, I’m surprised you haven’t thrown “artistic potato” into the mix just to complete the look. Your music tastes scream “I wear mismatched socks and write haikus about the weather” louder than an overzealous middle school emo kid at a fall festival. Your top artists list is essentially a “who’s who” of the emo revival that peaked in 2005. If your Spotify wrapped doesn’t come with a note requiring therapy, I’m not sure anything ever will. I mean, do you only listen to Panic! At The Disco or do you switch it up occasionally? Because with eight out of ten songs played belonging to them, I’m starting to wonder if you’ve been cursed by a music sorcerer who only allows one band to emerge from the cursed chest of your Spotify. Just think, for your fifteenth birthday, they'll let you pick a new artist… and it better not be more Panic! And let’s talk about your “most played songs,” shall we? Do you even like anyone else? “Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off” should come with a warning label: “Listened to by Spencer at least five times a day” because that’s just alarming. To be fair, you might be writing the next great emo rock opera over there, but it’s gonna have a hard time competing against this loop of angst-ridden ear candy brought to you by the same recycled lyrics. At this rate, if you keep it up, don't be surprised the next thing you’re lying about is the age of your Spotify account after they finally ban you for excessive whining.

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists