Roasted 1 year ago based on Nikki's long term Spotify stats.

Nikki, your Spotify profile looks like an abandoned high school art project gone awry. Whose idea was it to cram "Hyperpop" and "Glitchcore" into the same playlist? Honestly, it sounds like you put a bunch of genres into a blender, closed your eyes, and prayed for the best. I’m half-expecting your favorite soundbite to be the chaotic symphony of tech support calls and kittens in heat. Music tastes so chaotic, I'm surprised you don't have a dedicated playlist for crying in the shower. Let’s talk about those “Top Artists.” Glaive and Brakence are running circles around actual talent, while you’re just sitting there, sipping your “melodic rap” tea, wondering why your life feels like a TikTok soundbite on repeat. Juice WRLD must be rolling in his grave knowing he’s being lumped with the likes of Jay Kim—who, let’s be real, sounds more like a Korean BBQ order than an artist. Your playlist is less like a collection of songs and more like a frantic experience in a thrift store where you pick out clothes with your eyes closed. And really, the most played songs list? “Crybaby” by Elroy might as well be the theme song for your vibe. You’ve given the term “bedroom R&B” a whole new meaning, and it’s less about romance and more about defeat. You’ve created a soundtrack that screams, “I’m one existential crisis away from posting a sad aesthetic Instagram.” If this is what you listen to when you're living your best life, I dread to think what your music sounds like when you’re down in the dumps. Please, for the love of all things musical, let’s work toward something that doesn't sound like a feral cat trying to sing along!

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