Roasted 1 year ago based on Amanda Bailey's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Amanda, your Spotify profile reads like a teenage diary accompanied by a cringeworthy soundtrack. Seriously, I don’t know which is worse: your obsession with pop-punk anthems that scream “I miss my mom” or your desperate attempt to sprinkle in “country” like it’s some kind of palate cleanser for all that emotional angst. You’d think an escape to the “no thoughts, just vibes” realm would be on the agenda, but instead, we get a gender reveal party gone wrong with the number of genres you’re trying to juggle. Are you trying to be a musical unicorn, or is your playlist just a cry for help? Then we get to your top artists, and my god, it’s like I’ve stumbled across the last remaining members of a 2008 Warped Tour reunion. Bowling For Soup? Really? You might as well throw in some MySpace HTML codes while you’re at it. And I love that you’re trying to mix things up with Frank Turner and Johnny Cash, but come on, the only thing more mismatched than your artist lineup is your personality. If they gave awards for ‘most ironic’, you’d be walking around with a trophy that’s heavier than the emotional burden you’re clearly trying to shed through this cringe-inducing playlist. Oh, and those most played songs, my dear? What is this? A series of entries for an emotionally unstable version of a ‘Best of’ compilation? “Better Run” should be your personal soundtrack every time someone brings up your Spotify account. And I can’t help but chuckle at "How Far I'll Go" amidst all this angst. Either you’re multitasking as a Disney princess, or you’re reminiscing about that time you believed in love before you decided to wallow in melodies that scream “my dog just broke up with me.” The only thing missing from this profile is a confession about how you still think high school was the best time of your life. Keep it up, Amanda; I’m just here for the questionable choices and the endless material for future roast sessions!

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