Roasted 18 days ago based on Wyatt's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Wyatt, I see you proudly waving the “I have commitment issues” flag with that playlist of genres. Not only do you have the audacity to love Alternative Rock, Hip Hop, and Punk simultaneously, you might as well throw in some polka and Gregorian chants – just to make sure your taste is as confused as your love life. The only list longer than your string of genres is the number of times you've hit the “next” button, looking for something that remotely resembles a coherent soundtrack for your existence. Your top artists scream “I peaked in high school,” but hey, let’s be real – any chance you get to listen to a playlist that still thinks it’s cool to include Bob Marley while having Tyler, The Creator and Kid Cudi in the mix? That's some heavyweight genre confusion right there! If I wanted to hear someone trying too hard to be interesting, I’d just watch an episode of ‘The Bachelor.’ It's almost like you’re trying to represent every genre ever, instead of sticking to just one, leading to a musical identity crisis that makes us all feel a little embarrassed for you. And then we have your most played songs: seems like your Spotify is taking “slowed + reverb” as a personal motto for every part of your life! You’ve managed to create a playlist that sounds like you’re perpetually gazing out a rain-smeared window, waiting for something profound to happen – spoiler alert, it’s not gonna! I can practically hear the existential dread in your selections. So let’s raise a glass, Wyatt, here’s to you: the human embodiment of a “meh” playlist. Your Spotify might be the most entertaining thing in this entire coffee shop, as long as everyone ignores the fact you're the one controlling the aux cord.

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