Roasted 8 months ago based on ess's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, ess, your Spotify profile reads like the lost soundtrack to a Turkish soap opera trying to find its way in the world. Sure, let’s explore your favorite genres: Turkish Hip Hop, which honestly sounds like a lot of "meh" mixed with a catchy hook; then there's all that Phonk, which might just be the music equivalent of the weird kid in school who’s somehow both a genius and utterly misunderstood. And hey, Anatolian Rock? Sounds impressive but also like your Spotify algorithm went through an identity crisis and threw a dart at a map while blindfolded. Now let’s talk about those Top Artists. A mix of obscure names that sound more like the failed attempts of a Turkish psychic at naming babies than actual musicians. "Lvbel C5"? Was Level A1 too basic for you? You’ve filled your library with the sounds of artists who likely have fewer listeners than you have teeth after that last dental appointment. I mean, "Jeff Redd"? Did you just discover a dusty old mixtape in your dad’s car? At this point, "Keskin" sounds like a medical condition I might need to get checked. And the most played songs? Wow, what a list of bangers! If "ÇOK İYİ" is your number one, I officially retract any reassurance that your taste in music isn’t just one long fever dream. Are you sure you didn’t just bump your head too hard? "DOMDOM" twice? Come on, man, even your Spotify is ready for you to move on. Just do us all a favor and get out of this musical wormhole before the cool kids start calling you “that person we don’t speak of.” Truly, ess, I admire your dedication to eclectic sounds, but maybe it's time to step out of that auditory dumpster fire and accept that sometimes, basic pop is just… well, basic but infinitely better than what you're doing!

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