Roasted 6 months ago based on OGS22's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, OGS22, let’s break this down: your Spotify profile reads like the mixtape nobody asked for at a church bake sale. You’ve got more “Christian” genres than a youth pastor has cringe-worthy anecdotes. Seriously, “Christian Folk”? Was that a genre or just a subtle way of saying you listen to banjos while mulling over your tithes? At this point, I'm convinced you’d get into a fistfight with your Bluetooth speaker if it ever dared to play anything that didn’t have a direct line to the Almighty. Your top artists list resembles the lineup for a “Most Likely to Pray for You in 2024” award. I’m not even sure “Billy Joel” fits in there; did you just add him for some street cred? It's like you thought, "You know what would contrast perfectly with my 12 different 'psalm' playlists? A guy whose biggest hit is about a piano man." The only ‘party’ you’re likely invited to involves gathering around a communion table while singing the latest from "Elevation Worship." If someone plays “Uptown Girl,” consider it the Holy Grail of rebellion. And those most played songs? Wow! If I had a nickel for every time you’ve relied on “Sons of Korah” for joy, I’d have enough to buy you a ticket to any concert other than a Praise and Worship night. Not to mention that leftover musical from the early 2000s you inexplicably keep on repeat. The day you discover music that includes bass, heartbreak, or, heaven forbid, sarcasm, we might need a national holiday. Until then, may your worship anthems keep your spirit soaring while making all of our eardrums politely excuse themselves from the conversation!

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