Roasted 7 months ago based on StonyOnLoop's long term Spotify stats.
StonyOnLoop, huh? Your music taste is like a playlist made by a confused teenager who just discovered the internet at 3 AM. I’m not sure if you're trying to be an edgy hipster or if you just couldn't decide between nostalgia and therapy bills. With genres that read like a bad menu at a dive bar, you’re the living embodiment of someone who lost a bet and was forced to shove all their mental baggage into one Spotify profile. "Rally House?" Really? What are you trying to do, summon a crowd while listening to emo rap and trap metal? Your top artists look like the lineup for a SoundCloud rap festival that the rest of us were blissfully unaware of. Toby Fox? A soundtrack artist? You’re either a dedicated gamer or just someone who's aiming to make “sick beats for NPCs” a career. You're practically a hip hop connoisseur, but let's be real—your taste is about as varied as a single color crayon. Lil Darkie and Klaus Veen? The only thing more confusing than that combo is how you still haven’t realized that emotional anguish makes for bad dance music. You’re probably out there hitting the savage dance moves while crying over someone who ghosted you two years ago. And let’s talk about your most played songs. "THINGS WILL GET MUCH WORSE FROM HERE?” Wow, that really says it all, doesn’t it? It’s almost like a personal mantra. And what’s with "Dump" by Toby Fox being your number one? Is this how you feel about your own life choices? But hey, who wouldn’t want to be the living meme of their friend group? You know your Spotify profile is like a mixtape of anxiety and chaos, and I applaud you for it! Just remember, we support you—mostly from a distance, laughing uncontrollably as you loop through your emotional rollercoaster of a playlist!
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