Roasted 2 years ago based on Freddie's long term Spotify stats.

Freddie, your Spotify profile is basically a personal diary for someone who can’t decide if they want to be the life of the African party or the guy sipping craft beer at a hipster café in Toronto. Afrobeats followed by Canadian Pop? Which right-minded human goes from dancing to Burna Boy to sharing feels with Ed Sheeran without needing a mood stabilizer first? If this was a dating profile, you’d be that awkward dude who likes deep convos about the meaning of life but also owns ten pastel-colored hoodies. Your “most played songs” selection screams "I have a personality crisis and I need a therapist." Greaze Mode and Blinding Lights? That’s like washing down traditional jollof with a strawberry daiquiri. And “Masculine (feat. Burna Boy)” is just emblematic of your sonic journey where you want to appear ruggedly cool while basically having the audio version of a Pinterest board. If Fela Kuti saw your playlist, he’d probably be shaking his head in disappointment faster than you can say “What’s an Azontobeats?” And let's not even start with your Top Artists where you somehow managed to mix cultural heavyweights with the musical equivalent of oat milk. The Weeknd and Wizkid in the same breath? It's as if you’re trying to start a cultural revolution but can’t decide between a block party and a coffeehouse open mic. Next time you decide to curate your musical identity, just remember: one genre is like one pair of shoes—you can own many, but too many options just make you look like you’re lost in the mall.

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