Roasted 10 months ago based on Autumn's long term Spotify stats.

Autumn, your Spotify profile is like one giant group therapy session for high school drama kids who never left their hometown. With a musical taste that screams, “I peaked in the sixth grade,” it’s no wonder your favorite genres read like the soundtrack to a very specific mid-2000s emo revival and a Broadway stage show crashing into a pop-punk nightmare. What’s next? An interpretive dance of your Spotify Wrapped? Your obsession with musicals is adorable, but let me give you a reality check: nobody needs to know you hit "repeat" on "Alexander Hamilton" more times than you’ve had actual conversations with human beings. You know, there’s a world outside the curtains of the theatre, and I doubt the cast of “Hamilton” wants to be your life coach. And can we talk about your artist lineup? It’s like someone assembled the “who's who” of the melodrama club at your local community center combined with a teen angst Pinterest board. Let’s not even get started on those top songs. You might think you’re the musical savant of our generation, but honestly, your most played tracks sound like the playlist for a midlife crisis-themed karaoke night. *Life Advice: If you want to handle change, try changing your playlist.* Because right now, it sounds like you're just one “Guns and Ships” away from organizing a full-on musical protest against adulthood. Honestly, Autumn, your Spotify is like a hot mess express, but at least it gives me a good laugh!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!