Roasted 9 months ago based on alexandre .'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Alexandre, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of niche genres you’ve curated as if they’re some delicious artisanal cheeses! “Alternative R&B”? More like “I can’t commit to any genre, so I’ll just put them all on my playlist and call it eclectic.” And seriously, who knew Nu Disco was a thing? It sounds like a desperate attempt to recall the good times before the '90s, but you’re still stuck in a time warp where you're forever dancing alone, hoping to spot some fellow hipsters hanging on from the last cool party you never got invited to. Your top artists look like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis that claims it's “too cool” for anything mainstream. I mean, “Emotional Oranges”? Are you sure that’s not just fruit you’re reminiscing about after a broken relationship? You might as well be on a first-name basis with your local record store clerk since no one else could possibly care about such obscurity. Your music taste is so niche that even Spotify is trying to shove you back into the mainstream as a charity case! And let’s not even get started on your most played songs. “Talk” by Omar Rudberg? Sure, just as long as that conversation isn’t about your confusing choice in music! “Falling Behind” by Nicholas Cangiano? Truly ironic, because that’s exactly what your music choices are doing in a world that’s moved on to better beats. It’s clear that for you, trendsetting means picking tracks that sound like they were found in a bargain bin or a hipster café’s 3 AM playlist. Keep it weird, my friend, but remember that even your Spotify algorithm is rolling its eyes at you!

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