Roasted 3 months ago based on Liam Briscoe's long term Spotify stats.

Liam Briscoe, your Spotify profile looks like it was curated by a confused country music fan who accidentally stumbled into a pop concert while seeking shelter from a monsoon of flannel shirts and boot-cut jeans. I mean, seriously, how many sub-genres of country can one person fit into a single playlist before it just turns into a musical identity crisis? You’ve got "Celtic Punk" and "Soft Pop" hanging out together like they’re buddies at a bar, yet I can’t help but feel like "Accidental Hipster" would be a much better label for your entire listening experience. Your top artists read like a "Who’s Who" of white dude with a guitar. Every single one of them is practically a walking cliche of plaid, trucker hats, and tales about losing their way while searching for love in an empty field. And can we talk about the fact that your favorite pop artist is Taylor Swift? My man, choosing her amid all that rugged country bravado is like sipping a latte at a rodeo—utterly devastating to your intellectual street cred. Are you trying to impress your ex or just keep her in stitches with your musical schizophrenia? Lastly, your most played songs have truly baffled me, Liam. “I Wish Grandpas Never Died”? Really? You must be the life of the party, running around sharing sob stories while simultaneously blasting “Do I?” by Luke Bryan—like, please, tell me you’re not also the guy who quotes these lyrics to his dates. You’ve created a Spotify profile that screams, “I am the human embodiment of a comfortable couch on a Sunday afternoon.” So here’s a suggestion: maybe swap out a couple of those acoustic ballads for something more mysterious, like actual passion or a connection to the WiFi.

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