Roasted 3 months ago based on Lydiapaige's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, LydiaPaige, your Spotify profile reads like a confused middle-schooler trying to fit in at a country club after watching a few too many episodes of "The Voice." You’ve got more subgenres of country in your favorites than there are members of the Texas Country Hall of Fame! "Outlaw Country?" Please, the only thing you're outlawing is a coherent sense of musical identity. And let’s not even start on the way you sprinkle a dash of rap into your country stew like it’s a secret ingredient, as if Drake is pulling up to the bonfire to strum a banjo. Your top artists look like a gathering of confused relatives at a family reunion. Here’s a tip: if Tyler Childers and Drake were both invited to your birthday party, it might be time to rethink your social circle because that mix sounds like the beginning of a bad joke. One minute you're crooning with Hozier about a romantic disaster, and the next you’re throwing down with 21 Savage as if he’s going to swoop in and be your plus-one at the next square dance. At this point, I half-expect you to drop a fresh single featuring Miranda Lambert and the entire cast of "Desperate Housewives." Then we come to your most played songs. “Alone” by Doja Cat followed by “A Little Bit Stronger” by Sara Evans? Talk about emotional whiplash! It’s like you’re sad that your ex left you, but also trying to twerk through the heartache. With gems like “Kansas Anymore” and “not a lot, just forever,” it’s clear your music taste mirrors your love life: a series of hopeful bops followed by songs that make you question all your life choices. Keep it up, Lydiapaige; by the time you’re done, you might just need a country song to sing about your Spotify therapy sessions.

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