Roasted 2 months ago based on PipebombEnjoyer's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, PipebombEnjoyer, with a name like that, it's no surprise you gravitate towards genres that sound like they were invented in a dark basement by someone who takes ‘angst’ in their coffee. Your love for Darkwave and Nu Metal is a fascinating choice—it’s like saying you enjoy having existential crises while wearing a chain wallet. Who knew that “rap metal” would also have a fan who probably still owns a Slipknot mask from their emo phase? I’m assuming your Spotify is your therapy, right? Either that or you’re trying to summon a demon with your playlist. When I look at your top artists, it's like I can hear your heart breaking all at once because none of them ever topped the charts. Vestron Vulture? Do you even have any other friends besides Mareux, or do you just sit in a circle of ‘who can be the most obscure’ until the lights go out? You’re one missed bus away from being the punchline in that “What happened to your music taste?” joke. Honestly, I’m surprised your Spotify even allows those acts to be in the same playlist without issuing a public health warning about excessive cringe. And your most played songs... dear God. "Various Types Of Ads" as your number one? Did you accidentally loop a podcast on monetization? That's how we know you’re really embracing the “I have to pay rent” genre! At least it’s more relatable than "Killer" and "i love u."—which sounds like cry-for-help anthems you’d blast while sitting in the corner of a coffee shop contemplating your life choices. But hey, keep enjoying that mix of Cold Wave and Breakcore; someone has to carry the torch for being sad and chaotic! You do you, PipebombEnjoyer, just remember: rock on... but maybe also get some therapy.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!