Roasted 8 months ago based on yvette's long term Spotify stats.

Yvette, if your Spotify profile were a city, it would be a sleepy little Dutch town where everyone knows each other’s business and nobody leaves home without their comfort blanket—because, wow, your music taste is like a vinyl record stuck on repeat. "Nederpop" and "Hollands"? Is this a music profile or a tourist brochure for a place that starts with “The” and ends with “End of 2023”? When did you decide that “Children's Music” and “Christian Hip Hop” were the perfect duo? At this rate, I half-expect your next top artist to be an animated vegetable. Let’s talk about your most played songs. A mix of Benson Boone and Nick Kruit could only make sense if your life goal is to become a professional child whisperer or the world's least cool youth pastor. Seriously, I've seen more variety in a bag of stale chips. “Austin (Boots Stop Workin’)” feels like a cry for help from your earbuds—kind of like, “Help, I’m stuck in a playlist prison!” Look, I admire your effort when it comes to worshiping through song, but if "Good To Be" was any more positive, I'd expect you to start a motivational speaking tour right after your Zoom call with the youth group. And "ceilings" by Lizzy McAlpine is a solid choice—just one tiny problem: it’s surrounded by some of the most bland selections I’ve ever seen. With artists like MAKSIM and the "#LikeMe Cast," it’s clear you’re just one more ‘dull moment’ away from being the soundtrack of a Sunday school play. So keep rocking those hollow vibes, Yvette. Your playlist is proof that the line between sweet and saccharine is thinner than a wafer in a church potluck!

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