Roasted 7 months ago based on Jason Deller's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Jason Deller, your Spotify profile is like an emotional rollercoaster that just got stuck at the top—hanging upside down with no one to help. Your favorite genres read like a middle schooler's Spotify playlist after a breakup: a little rap, a lot of crying, some upbeat dance tracks to pretend you're having fun, and enough indie to suggest you own a beret. Seriously, you’ve got so much “hard house” and “soft pop” in there that I can’t tell if you’re throwing a rave or calling your therapist. And let's talk about those top artists. The Weeknd and Drake? Bold choice, but at this point we all know you’re just trying to get in touch with your “deep feels” or impress that one friend who supposedly has taste. Panic! At The Disco and Fall Out Boy? Did you miss the memo that the emo scene is as dead as your love life? Not to mention you’re jamming to "Cigarettes After Sex"—nothing says “I make good life choices” like crying to music about love while simultaneously sabotaging your own relationships. Your “most played songs” list is a complete mood swing in itself. For every upbeat Bruno Mars track meant to distract from your impending existential crisis, there’s a Cigarettes After Sex track reminding you of all those times you sat alone contemplating your poor life decisions. It's like you’re saying, “I’m trying to vibe, but also I’m just really sad.” So here's a suggestion for your next Spotify session: maybe combine all your top genres into a healing playlist called “Panic! At My Life” and let us know how that goes.

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