Roasted 2 years ago based on Dunamis Art, Craft and wall doctor's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Dunamis Art, Craft, and Wall Doctor—because who wouldn’t want their Spotify profile to sound like a poorly named DIY store for the musically challenged? With a mix of Nigerian Pop, Afrobeats, and enough variations of "Afro" to make a hair product commercial blush, your musical taste reads like a Nigerian grocery list. Let's be real: Did you mean to curate a playlist or accidentally create a shrine for your obsession with rhythmic noise? Seriously, I haven't seen someone commit so hard to one genre since my uncle decided to open a business selling nothing but “adult-sized onesies” for a living. Your “Top Artists” list is a stunning reminder of your quest to find every single Fireboy DML track like it's a sonic version of Pokémon GO. We get it; you're looking for love in all the wrong playlists, and it seems like Fireboy is leading you down a path of auditory heartbreak. But come on, Asake and Brymo again? It’s like you’re trying to summon the spirits of Nigerian karaoke nights from the '90s. At this point, if we were any more intimate with your Spotify, we'd be able to guess your secret guilty pleasure: singing along to every track while pretending to be a music executive in the shower. And don’t you dare think I’m not looking at those “Most Played Songs.” “Naked” by Brymo? How deep are you diving in your feelings? I hope the wall doctor is also trained in emotional repairs because those song choices scream “I demo’d my own love life, and now I need a rebuild.” If you ever need to come up for air, let me know—I'll toss you a life vest made of pop-punk and aimless Spotify algorithm suggestions. It may not be the traditional therapy you were hoping for, but hey, at least it won't remind you of your last breakup with every beat!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!