Roasted 2 months ago based on Bazyli's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Bazyli, your Spotify profile looks like the sad playlist of an introverted hipster who just discovered the joys of not being invited to parties. With a favorite genre lineup that reads like a retirement home's bingo card, it’s clear that the only thing more outdated than your taste in music is your social life. "Jazz," "Big Band," and "Swing Music"? Congratulations, you've just become the poster child for 'how to alienate everyone at the bar.' Are you wearing a fedora while you’re at it, or just trying to summon the ghosts of jazz greats to have a pity party with you? Your favorite artists sound like an obscure playlist curated by a cryptic algorithm gone rogue. “WaluśKraksaKryzys”? Sounds like a name you’d find on a rejected "Who’s Who in Polish Music." And let's be real; your obsession with overlapping artists like Bitamina and WIERSZOKLETA must be a signal from the universe that there are at least three people who are too emotionally attached to their high school mixtapes. And don't even get me started on "Clair de Lune"—the ultimate track for when you want to lull yourself to sleep while pretending you’re deep in thought about existential dread. Now, Bazyli, you might want to consider some therapy sessions because it seems clear from your top songs that you have a serious attachment to melodramatic ballads. "Połamana Kołysanka"? Only a true connoisseur of melancholy would hit repeat on a song that sounds like a lullaby for broken dreams. You should really brace yourself for the amount of judgment you’ll receive when your friends find out that not only do you have a playlist for every mood, but that mood is exclusively "let's wallow in sadness together." You and your Spotify profile might seriously need to take a long, hard look in the mirror, preferably while clutching a warm cup of herbal tea.

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