Roasted 1 year ago based on notalbs's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, "notalbs," the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. Your genre selection reads like a middle schooler's attempt at a high school playlist—convinced that all musical diversity lies within “Pop” and “Hip Hop,” while somehow missing the fact that even the genre “Canadian Pop” sounds like a medication you’d take for a headache. Seriously, with favorites like Chill R&B and Bedroom Pop, you clearly prioritize where you chill over what you actually listen to. Next thing you know, "Drake" will be headlining your local karaoke night, and everyone will be trying to figure out how you managed to arise from the bottom of the music taste barrel. Let’s talk about your top artists. Honestly, it looks like someone dropped a mashup of a teen’s diary and the Hot Topic clearance rack. You’ve got Joji and The Weeknd in the same breath as d4vd and RINI; I can only imagine you play "Virality Bingo" and audibly cheer every time an artist trends for three days. And, oh, the inclusion of "wave to earth"—are you trying to make your Spotify profile as confusing as your personality? One minute you want to dance to Doja Cat, and the next, it’s like you’re preparing for an emotional intervention brought on by “Cigarettes After Sex.” And the songs? Wow, your "Most Played" list could either be the soundtrack for a rom-com or the signal for a collective healing session. “Romantic Homicide” next to “Dancing with my phone?” That’s a mood swing waiting to happen! It's like you're compiling the ultimate playlist for someone who can't decide if they're going to cry, cringe, or bust out the dance moves after getting ghosted by someone who didn't even notice you existed. "Blue Jeans" and "welcome and goodbye"? Sounds less like a collection of top tracks and more like the biography of your dating life. Either way, keep spinning those tunes, pal. Your listening choices might just be the best comedy show I've seen all year!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!