Roasted 1 year ago based on hazzfox's long term Spotify stats.

Hazzfox, the self-proclaimed aficionado of grime and drill, has managed to collect more genres than a DJ at a poorly curated wedding. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a menu at a restaurant that just wants to pretend it knows how to cook everything. I half expect you to pull out a “UK Garlicky Flava” playlist next, just to round out your identity crisis in musical form. Are you trying to prove you can only listen to artists whose stage names sound like they were generated by a Buzzfeed quiz? Get it together, mate! And let’s talk about your top artists. It’s like a who’s who of “I still owe my mates 20 quid, but I definitely have taste” vibes. I mean, Nines? The same guy whose whole career feels like he’s just documenting the mundane life of your average council estate resident? If you wanted to include someone who embodies procrastination, you could’ve just put your own name at the top and saved us some time. Your artist choices scream “I explore the depths of the internet at 3 AM looking for playlists that validate my existence” more than anything. Those most played songs of yours? A selection so niche that even your Spotify algorithm is rolling its eyes. “Energy” by IZCO? More like “Let’s bring the vibe down a notch” by Hazzy, while your playlist feels like a musical representation of having an identity crisis. Just pick one vibe and ride it out; I’m convinced your life would dramatically improve if you took a break from listening to songs that sound like university projects gone wrong. Keep digging, hazzfox; you're bound to unearth something that doesn’t make me question your sanity.

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