Roasted 2 years ago based on r3pp's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, r3pp, curating a Spotify profile that reads like a high school essay composed under the influence of existential dread and way too much caffeine. How on earth do you manage to love both "Rap" and "Canadian Pop"? It’s like saying you enjoy the thrill of skydiving while simultaneously binge-watching cooking shows. You’ve got more genres listed than actual personality traits, buddy. Is this your Spotify or a one-way ticket to musical indecision? Digging into your top artists is like picking out your favorite child from a family of misfits. Kanye West at the top is a classic move—nothing screams “I’m trying too hard to be edgy” like a guy who genuinely thinks he’s a god. And we see you've squeezed Drake in there with all the finesse of a clumsy oaf attempting ballet. Seriously, if your playlists get any more pretentious, they'll need a thesaurus just to get through the introductions. You’ve got a mix so broad, it almost seems like you were both raised by wolves and attended too many Coachella after-parties. And that most-played list? It looks like the soundtrack to an identity crisis. "Runaway" followed closely by "Surat Cinta Untuk Starla"—a tale of two songs that captures your essence perfectly: one trying to escape life’s hardships, the other… well, it’s a ‘love letter to the stars’? Which part of the cosmos are you trying to connect with? Honestly, your playlist is the kind of chaotic energy that should come with a warning label—“Caution: May induce overwhelming feelings of confusion and second-hand embarrassment.” At this rate, the only thing getting more mixed up than your musical tastes is your sense of self!

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