Roasted 1 year ago based on Lilpussypocket's long term Spotify stats.

Swagmolo, huh? With a name like that, I was half-expecting you to roll in wearing neon sunglasses and oversized sneakers, ready to drop a TikTok dance tutorial any second. Your favorite genres read like a high school detention list—"Rap," "Rage Rap," "Drill," and "Cloud Rap"? Looks like your musical taste got stuck in a teenage boy’s bedroom. I wouldn't be surprised if you spent more time beefing with your Spotify algorithm than with actual people; I mean, if you can’t rage in the real world, why not throw a virtual fit instead? Let's talk about your top artists; it’s like you’ve curated a collection of "how to get kicked out of a family gathering" vibes. Playboi Carti's name appears more times than your own in your playlist, and I’m starting to think you're either a huge fan or just really committed to testing the limits of repetition. Trivia: if your Spotify account were a person, it would likely be sullenly scrolling through TikTok in a dark room. Meanwhile, your obsession with “HBA” and whatever “K POP” is proves that you might actually be seeking to establish a new genre called “Loudly Annoying Pop.” And then there's your “most played songs." It’s essentially the soundtrack of a teenager's emotional breakdown at 2 AM. "COCAINE NOSE"? Great! You’ve convinced us all that you certainly have a higher self-esteem than common sense. News flash: nobody's rushing to throw you a party just because you listen to “LIKE WEEZY” more often than you brush your teeth. So let’s face it, Swagmolo—you’re the poster child for how deeply one can dive into a music scene without making a significant splash in real life. You keep jamming; I'll sit back and laugh at the sheer chaos that is your Spotify profile.

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