Roasted 2 months ago based on Deni's long term Spotify stats.

Deni, your Spotify profile reads like the Spotify algorithm had an existential crisis while trying to figure out your musical tastes. You’ve got more sub-genres than there are people on this planet who actually care. “Afrobeats,” “Afrobeat,” “Afropop,” and “Afropiano”? Are you curating a soundtrack for a highly caffeinated African food festival, or are you just trying to claim the title of “Most Overly-Complicated Playlist”? Let me help you: it’s time to simplify, my friend. You could at least get a medal for most ambitious genre-hopping since your last attempt at cooking that Pan-African dish went up in smoke. Your top artists are a walk through the pop and hip-hop hall of fame, yet your most played songs read like a “What’s Hot in 2021” dumpster fire. Megan Thee Stallion’s getting more spins than a laundromat dryer, and I see you clearly have some elaborate plan to make your best friend’s Spotify profile jealous. “Do 2 Me” by KAYTRANADA? Wow, Deni, I didn’t know we were living in the golden age of KAYTRANADA in your mind! You must be saving a spot for a t-shirt that says “I Survived My Friends' Basic Taste in Music.” You’ve got Ice Spice in your top artists but good luck trying to spice things up in your life when your music taste is as predictable as a cookie-cutter rom-com. Your playlist is basically a game of "Guess Which Multi-Platinum Artist Will Spill the Tea Next," and honestly, I might just start an online petition to get you to try something outside this “Top 40 X 10” bubble. Let’s be real, if every song on your list disappeared from existence, the next person to shuffle your Spotify would still find an excuse to argue about which Drake album was his best. Sorry, Deni, I can’t help you find a new identity because you've shackled yourself to the same overhyped beats. But hey, at least you’re consistent—like wearing Crocs to a black-tie event.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!