Roasted 10 months ago based on =W='s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s =w=, a person whose Spotify profile is like a middle school art project gone wrong—an awkward mishmash of random genres that somehow scream “I don’t know who I am but I’m ready for my existential crisis!” Your love for Vocaloid and Hyperpop makes perfect sense if you were trying to impress a group of 14-year-olds who think wearing one mismatched sock is truly avant-garde. I can already see your social life: chatting about obscure soundtracks while feigning interest in the intense emotional plight of animated characters. Bravo! Analyzing your favorite artists is like peeling an onion, if the onion was layered with a heavy dose of cringe and a sprinkling of “please, someone get me a girlfriend who doesn't think ‘Otaku’ is a personality trait.” TV Girl and Weezer? You really took a detour in the musical landscape and somehow ended up in a cul-de-sac of mediocrity. Just when I thought I understood your playlist, I stumbled upon Mindless Self Indulgence. Nothing says “I'm a bundle of contradictions” like screaming along to songs while posting selfies in your latest anime t-shirt. Is this the soundtrack to your epic quest to find validation? And let's talk about those most played songs. "Taking What's Not Yours"? Sounds about right for a profile that’s been begging for attention harder than a puppy in a pet store window. I can see you now, latching onto every trendy genre to compensate for your social life like a kid trying to fit in but only ends up being the meme of the class. When your playlist starts to sound like an accidental Spotify shuffle from a hyperactive teenager, it’s time to reconsider those life choices. But hey, at least no one can accuse you of being basic. Just... keep that cringe at bay, okay?

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