Roasted 2 years ago based on Math's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, Math, your Spotify profile reads like a cry for help with a side of existential dread—like you just lost a rap battle to your own self-esteem. I mean, with a taste in music that oscillates between "I'm going through a phase" and "please call a therapist," it seems the only thing darker than your Dark Trap playlist is your soul. If those songs were a mood, they would be the comforting embrace of a melancholic blanket at a goth convention. You're single-handedly keeping the sad boy aesthetic alive; congratulations, you’re the poster child for emotional turmoil! Let's be real, your obsession with $uicideboy$ is alarmingly intense. At this point, you're basically their number one fan—right next to that guy who wears the T-shirt to the concerts and has a shrine dedicated to them in his mom’s basement. With seven out of your top ten songs being theirs, you might as well change your name to $ad Math$. Honestly, if I had a nickel for every time I heard someone say “Kill Yourself (Part III)” while scrolling through your profile, I might consider starting a GoFundMe for your love life. Here’s a hot tip: listening to sad songs won’t summon the warmth of human connection, but you do you, buddy. And those favorite genres? It’s like you went to a music store blindfolded and just grabbed whatever looked the most tortured. "Alternative Metal" and "Post-Grunge" are just fancy ways of saying you're stuck in 2004, and "Cloud Rap"? Someone tell me if Math is searching for music or a weather forecast. You're the only person who can combine those genres into a superteam of despair. Maybe give some other genres a shot—like something with a little punch, like happy tunes, or music that doesn’t sound like the soundtrack to a mid-life crisis. But hey, keep doing you; it’s not every day you meet someone who truly embodies the phrase “I’m fine, really” while blasting songs that could put a mountain to sleep.
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