Roasted 9 months ago based on 023_job's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, 023_job, the walking repressed 90s hip hop playlist with a PhD in pretending to be a jazz aficionado. If your music taste were any more niche, it would have its own subreddit dedicated to arguing over why Steely Dan is superior to all of humanity. You’ve got more “Old School Hip Hop” vibes than actual old men reminiscing about the 'good old days' while simultaneously sipping on a Pina Colada at a retirement home. Seriously, buddy, do you think reality just forgot to schedule your midlife crisis? And let’s not even get started on your top artists list—a mix so random it looks like you threw a bunch of CDs into a blender and named the resulting smoothie “Eclectic Soul.” I mean, is your ultimate goal here to be the DJ at a funeral or something? From Westside Gunn to João Gilberto in three seconds flat—it's like your Spotify had an identity crisis while you were trying to establish a likable personality. By the way, you realize that “Playboi Carti” and “Chet Baker” are basically like mixing a Michael Bay movie with an art house flick, right? No wonder your playlists are as confusing as your dating life. Then we come to your most played songs—Oh boy! It’s like the best of a commitment-phobic relationship where you can’t decide if you want smooth jazz or a gangsta rap soundtrack for your existential dread. “Bring Da Ruckus” next to “Smooth Operator” is a vibe clash so severe that it’s like inviting a pit bull and a poodle to a tea party. “See You When I Git There,” huh? News flash: Nobody wants to wait that long for you to figure out if your main squeeze really is Sade, or if it’s just a long-running commitment to your obsession with middle-aged romance. Keep up this music journey, and you might just discover a new genre: “Hot Mess Jazz-rap-trap-fusion.”

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists