Roasted 7 months ago based on Herman Thorstensen's long term Spotify stats.

Herman Thorstensen, or as I like to call you, “The Human Playlist of Confusion.” Your love for genres reads like a teenage goth's diary: part rave, part mosh pit, and all parts misplaced aspirations. Seriously, I half expect your Spotify to come with a protective helmet, given the amount of brain damage you've inflicted with "Deathstep" and "Riddim." You might as well just hit shuffle and see which sonic disaster your ears can endure next! Your top artists are a wild ride, buddy! You go from "Enter Shikari" to "Dua Lipa" faster than a kid trying to dodge his parents finding out about his terrible music taste. And what’s with the mix of "Hardcore Hip Hop" and "Dua Lipa" anyway? Is this your way of proving you're the most confused person at the club? It’s like someone dished out a punch bowl of musical trauma and thought, "Why not add a splash of pop for good measure?" At this rate, even the floor will want to break up with you after hearing one of your playlists. And let's talk about those most played songs. "Your Fuckin’ Head Split"? Man, that title's a bit on the nose if your goal is to convince people you have a brain. You’ve got “Suffocate” in there, and I can’t help but wonder if that’s specifically for when folks hear your music selections. Then there’s "Houdini" by Dua Lipa – did you just magically make all your credibility disappear? It's like you're trying to curate the world's saddest festival lineup. Honestly, if I were your Spotify stats, I’d call in sick just to avoid the embarrassment.

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