Roasted 1 year ago based on Anne Marie Pro's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Anne Marie Pro, you proud curator of the audibly confused, your Spotify profile reads like a cry for help wrapped in a K-Pop safety blanket. Seriously, how many Stray Kids songs does it take for you to realize that you're not just a fan, but their personal therapist? Your playlist looks like the world’s zaniest cultural potluck—each genre more chaotic and unrelatable than the last. Phonk? Brazilian Phonk? What did you do? Throw a dart at a map of the musical world and then go home with whatever foreign genre it landed on? At this point, I'm half-expecting you to add Mongolian throat singing as your next favorite. Your love for K-Pop is so intense that I fully expect you to throw a tantrum if they dare to put out new music without consulting you first. "Sorry, Stray Kids, but how can I possibly support 'Hall of Fame' when I already have 'Super Bowl' on repeat?" Your Spotify library is a riveting documentary of the multiple stages of denial, and if you spent half as much time exploring new artists as you do gripping your void of idol worship, you might just stumble upon a singer who isn’t backed by an army of stylists and choreographers. And can we take a moment to appreciate your top ten artists? It's like a fanciful ride through a theme park where every attraction just happens to be a different shade of the same high-pitched, bubblegum-pop disaster. You might as well change your profile name to “Anne Marie, Keeper of the K-Pop Cult” because you’ve made it clear: there’s no escape from the glittering confines of your diluted auditory obsession. If you ever run out of anything to say, just remember: when in doubt, “S-Class” it out!

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