Roasted 1 year ago based on Sombody 419's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Sombody 419, or as I like to call you, the Incognito King of Afrobeats. With a playlist that reads like an African buffet gone wrong, it’s hard to tell if you’re an indecisive music lover or just really grasping at straws to justify your Spotify Premium subscription. Seriously, do you just cycle through genres like it’s a “choose your own adventure” novel? You’ve got so many variations of "Afro" that I'm starting to think you're a secret agent working undercover for the genre industry. Your most played songs are like a love letter to Ayra Starr, and let’s be honest, if you were any more obsessed you’d have her face tattooed on your chest. "Last Heartbreak Song"? More like “Last Heartbreak Moments in General,” because with your taste, I'm convinced the only heavy lifting you do is carrying the weight of that emotional baggage. And speaking of baggage, how many playlists do you need for a single genre before you realize you should probably expand your horizons? It’s time to admit that there’s music out there that doesn't include a heartbeat, a drum, or the words "love" and "heartbreak." And then there's that top artist selection — a blend of popular and mainstream that makes you sound like you just discovered music yesterday after staring at TikToks all day. You've got The Weeknd and Drake alongside "Show Dem Camp"? Wow, what a bold choice! You might as well tell us you enjoy your coffee lukewarm and your internet connection dial-up. Here's a suggestion: try shaking it up a bit a.k.a. listen to something that doesn't require a textbook to understand its nuances. You might even find something that makes you feel alive instead of having you wallow in a circle of musical ennui. But hey, at least your Spotify Wrapped must be a real laugh each year, right?

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!