Roasted 1 year ago based on k's long term Spotify stats.

Infiniti, your Spotify profile reads like the confused diary of a teenager who can’t decide whether they're feeling dark and brooding or ready for a hoedown. Seriously, you’ve got everything from hyperpop to country and nu-metal in this musical stew. At this point, your playlist is basically the sonic representation of a midlife crisis, complete with dramatic mood swings known to make therapists everywhere weep in sympathy. And don’t even get me started on your top artists. Drake and Travis Scott? That's the equivalent of picking the most mainstream fast food on a menu filled with exotic dishes and then saying you’re into “inclusivity.” You’ve got rappers whose lyrical prowess could challenge a five-year-old's scribbles, mixed with emo rap that sounds like they’re just as confused about their emotions as you are about your taste in music. You might want to try listening to someone who doesn’t sound like they need a hug every five minutes. Let's talk about those most played songs. I have to ask—are you curating a playlist for crying in the shower or just practicing your Jeopardy skills on obscure song titles? “God Needs The Devil”? More like you need to find a hobby, Infiniti. At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is going to come with a side of therapy suggestions. Time to step it up and stop hiding behind an emo curtain of melodrama while your musical taste goes skydiving without a parachute.

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