Roasted 2 years ago based on Amr's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Amr, the emotional rollercoaster of Spotify. Your favorite genres read like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis—who knew you could be alternately listening to "Egyptian Pop" and "Permanent Wave" while questioning your entire existence? I half expect you to unroll a yoga mat and start crying softly in the middle of a DJ set. Congrats, you've single-handedly created a genre: "Confused Pop"—perfect for those who can't decide if they're going to dance or contemplate their fears. And let’s talk about your top artists. It's like you shook a magic 8-ball and asked who to stan. Is your playlist a depression manifesto or the soundtrack to a teenage soap opera? “Cigarettes After Sex” sounds like the only happy choice here, and even they seem like they’d offer you a shoulder to cry on while you Google “How to stop being basic.” Seriously, Amr, Taylor Swift and Billie Eilish could narrate your life story—and it’d be a 10-part series about heartbreak, vengeful breakups, and that time you thought “Your Power” was about your WiFi connection. And wow, your most played songs are a dark mix of sadness and existential dread, with a sprinkle of hipster sincerity. You might want to change your Spotify status to “Currently contemplating my life choices” next to those Billie tracks. “Daddy Issues,” really? This isn't a therapy session; it's just a playlist. You need to get it together. At this point, I'm convinced the only thing more dramatic than your taste in music is your propensity to melodramatically narrate your day-to-day life. Maybe skip the “dance pop” and go straight for the real therapy? Either way, I’ll be on the sidelines, eating popcorn, watching the show unfold.

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