Roasted 1 year ago based on Lars Kristian Larsen's long term Spotify stats.

Lars Kristian Larsen, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis on wheels. With a favorite genre list that could pass for a poorly curated radio station trapped in 1985, it’s as if you woke up one day and thought, “You know what the world needs? More flannel and big hair.” For someone who goes hard on “rock” in every possible sub-genre, I can’t help but wonder if you think “soundtrack to my dad’s garage” translates to “eclectic musical taste.” Your top artists alone could fill up an Hall of Shame concert lineup where everyone’s dad gets together to reminisce about how things were “better back in my day.” The only thing more predictable than your artist choices is how you probably think every time someone mentions “The Beatles,” it’s a personal attack on your very being. And let’s not even discuss your bizarre appreciation for “Weird Al” Yankovic, who might just be the last shred of hope in your otherwise tragically unoriginal music journey. As for your most played songs, it’s almost impressive how you’ve assembled an arsenal of tunes that scream “I peaked in high school.” “In the Meantime” by Spacehog? Really? Is 1995 still your vibe? I had to check my calendar to make sure we’re not still living in the days when flannel shirts could buffer against the cold realities of your taste in music. Combine all this with your lifelong devotion to Metallica, and it’s clear: your Spotify is less about reflecting your identity and more about showing the world that you’re permanently stuck on ‘repeat’ – both musically and in life.

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