Roasted 11 months ago based on JackT's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, JackT, your Spotify profile is quite the masterpiece of mediocrity! With a favorite genre list that reads like a "Best Of" compilation from every white guy who accidentally wandered into a coffee shop, it’s hard to believe you’re not just living in a perpetual college dorm room. I mean, “Jazz Rap” and “Soft Pop” in the same breath? That’s like saying you enjoy eating a gourmet meal while being spoon-fed cereal. I get it, you’re the quintessential hipster who wants to look cool enough for the ‘gram but deep down, you still jam to “Sex on Fire” like it’s the national anthem. As for your top artists, congratulations on confirming every stereotype about basic playlist choices! Kings of Leon, Oasis, and Lewis Capaldi? Really? The father-son duo of bland pop and chewed-up rock nostalgia! Every time you hit "play," I can hear your soul screaming, “Please validate my existential crisis with this painfully predictable sound!” Your taste in music screams, “I might have once experimented with real feelings, but hey, this chill playlist keeps everyone at bay while I sip my overpriced almond milk latte.” And those most played songs? Whoever told you that “Someone Like You” and “Use Somebody” were acceptable standbys for a grown man clearly owes you a refund. You’re flipping through emotional rollercoasters like a five-year-old with a coloring book! If Spotify could give awards for “most played songs to cry alone to,” you’d win them all. So let’s save the late-night self-reflections for the therapy sessions and find some new jams; unless your goal is to submerge everyone around you in a flood of sorrow and nostalgia, in which case, mission accomplished, JackT!

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