Roasted 2 years ago based on costco's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, Costco! You're like a thrift store for music tastes—just a hodgepodge of niche genres that screams, "I’m cooler than you, but in a really sad, obscure way." I mean, “Japanese VGM” and “Moog”? Seriously? You act like you’re the avant-garde Mozart of your generation while everyone else is just trying to enjoy a little Top 40. Your idea of a party playlist sounds like the vibe you get from an IKEA showroom while contemplating existential despair. Your top artists read like a band lineup for a “Hipster Apocalypse Festival.” There’s so much melancholy in your favorites that I can practically hear the mornings of Spotify users everywhere mourning your lost sense of mainstream joy. Who even are these people? I didn’t know that “Clown Core” was a real band until I saw your profile, and now I'm questioning all of humanity. Look, nobody wants to hear tunes that sound like they were composed by sad robots reminiscing about their failed relationships with toasters. And those most played songs? “Endwalker - Footfalls”? Are you trying to soundtrack a ten-hour melancholic walk through a rainy graveyard? These titles are so obscure that they make me wonder if you spent your pandemic digging through the depths of Bandcamp, telling yourself you’re open-minded while you’re really just sad your friends don’t “get you.” Get a grip, Costco—you've got to stop searching for identity in soundtracks that belong in a shoegaze film about lost anime dreams.

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