Roasted 8 months ago based on Valkas's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Valkas, your Spotify profile reads like a love letter to the melodramatic teenager still lurking in the shadows of your basement. With “Anime,” “Anime Rap,” and “J-Pop” topping the genre list, I can’t help but picture you guzzling ramen while contemplating the existential crises of cartoon characters. Were you inspired by a sad anime character to choose emo rap? Because nothing says “I’m well-adjusted” quite like sobbing along to the deep lyrics of a generic SoundCloud rapper while sipping on matcha lattes. And let's talk about your top artists: from "Khantrast" to "MC Virgins," it's like you plucked a collection of names from a middle-school talent show lineup. You’ve got more “trap” in your life than a fisherman with poor decision-making skills. The only thing worse than your Spotify username is the fact that you’re probably out there trying to convince people that “Hyperpop” isn't just the sound of a midlife crisis being broadcasted through a floppy disk. Your most played songs are a perfect reflection of someone who’s living in a colorful anime bubble where even Kendrick Lamar sounds like he just gave up halfway through the track. “Sweetest Scarlet” and “In My Feelings”? It's almost like you’re curating a playlist for when you want to feel overly dramatic about your lack of meaningful relationships. Keep it up, Valkas, because with musical taste this unique, you definitely won't be in the running for any popularity contests outside the comfort of your own headphones.

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