Roasted 9 months ago based on lea ⋆˚❀｡'s long term Spotify stats.

Lea, sweetheart, I see you've curated quite the musical smorgasbord. Your favorite genres read like a BuzzFeed quiz designed for a 14-year-old TikTok star on an emotional rollercoaster. "Art Pop," "Hyperpop," and "Vocaloid"? It's like you tried to corner the market on every whimsy-driven subgenre that shouts, "I’m totally not an adult but I want to dress like I am!" A little advice: next time, try listening to something beyond SoundCloud in your bedroom. Maybe dive into the deep end of ‘actual maturity’ with a few classic rock tracks—just a thought! And let’s talk about those top artists. It’s almost as if you scrolled through a middle school dance playlist and came out with Doja Cat and Sabrina Carpenter as your ride-or-dies. Seriously, Taylor Swift is the closest you have to actual life experience, and even she sounds like she’s been through a few more heartbreaks than just the ones you’ve curated around your room. It’s adorable that you think mixing K-pop with Classical is making you sophisticated. But those weeknight musicals? They won’t transform your room into an art gallery; it’s still just a shrine to unrequited teenage dreams—or worse, your extensive collection of glitter pens. Oh, and let’s not overlook your most played songs, which consist of "Agora Hills" by Doja Cat—seriously, three times? What’s next, a shrine to your obsessive tendencies? If you spent half the time exploring new artists as you do replaying the same track, you might just discover a whole world beyond “I kind of like this” and “it matches my aesthetic.” But hey, keep living your musical life like it’s a never-ending game of ‘Guess Who?’—just don’t be surprised when no one shows up to your next listening party. Cheers!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!