Roasted 3 months ago based on Kuba's long term Spotify stats.

Kuba, your musical taste screams, "I'm in a perpetual existential crisis!" Seriously, though, with a Spotify profile featuring more Linkin Park songs than actual life experiences, it's a wonder you haven't just set up a tent in the emo corner of the local mall. It’s like the only thing heavier than your playlist is the weight of the emotional baggage you carry around—while screaming “why don’t you run away!” at the top of your lungs, of course. And can we talk about your love for power metal? You have so much heavy metal occupying your life that I've checked once or twice to see if you're auditioning for the role of a Viking in some B-list fantasy series. You might be living your best life, but ‘Nu Metal’ should just be rebranded as ‘You should probably go outside more’. Who needs sunshine when you have a collection of artists that make being sad and angry sound like a musical? At this point, your Spotify looks like a breakup letter with a guitar riff. Look, we get it; you like to mix it up with a couple of random hip hop songs among your metal anthems, but let’s be real: you’re just the walking embodiment of that kid who throws on a black hoodie, puts on headphones, and thinks he’s a misunderstood genius. The only thing you’ll ever bring to the rap game is a story of how you failed to leave your parents' basement, sipping on overpriced energy drinks while belting out “crawling in my skin” while simultaneously forgetting basic human interaction. Get out there and mingle; maybe you’ll find out there’s more to life than a band named after a perfectly good Google search!

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