Roasted 2 years ago based on Julzdotcom's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Julzdotcom, the only thing more eclectic than your Spotify profile is a thrift store in a hipster neighborhood! Seriously, with a genre list that’s longer than a college syllabus, it’s clear you set out to find a playlist for every possible mood, from "I'm feeling cute" to "I might cry over my cereal." Pop, Rap, Canadian Contemporary R&B? What’s next, Yodeling? If I had a nickel for every time your playlists could make a mood swing, I’d probably be rich enough to hire a therapist for you. Your top artists read like the ultimate "please don’t judge me" playlist at a middle school dance. Congrats on achieving peak performative diversity! You've got Taylor Swift for the heartbreak, BTS for the group chats, and Kanye West for an existential crisis — not to mention paying homage to those high school days with Arctic Monkeys! How many broken hearts and late-night snack binges did it take to land you in this musical universe? I can just picture you, swaying dramatically in your living room like you're auditioning for “So You Think You Can Cry.” And let’s discuss those most played songs, shall we? “Creepin’” and “Romantic Homicide”? Wow, you really nailed the "I have a healthy love life" vibe, huh? I can only assume you've been crashing house parties where your obsession with Rina Sawayama and Dhruv is just the hit single of your tragic rom-com soundtrack. But hey, keep jamming out; after all, somebody has to take one for the team at karaoke night, and I can only hope you take a cue from your profiles and choose the "dance pop" vibe while doing it!

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