Roasted 9 months ago based on Belfast's long term Spotify stats.

Belfast, your Spotify profile is like a confused tourist trying to navigate a musical landscape with a map written in Finnish and sea shanties. I mean, “Iskelmä” and “Finnish Pop”? What are you trying to be—an underground folk hero or the world’s worst karaoke night? Seriously, the only thing more niche than this playlist is the guy who proudly admits he collects stamps of extinct beetles. And let’s talk about polka music. Did you forget it’s not the appropriate soundtrack for your high school dance, but actually a direct response to a fine bottle of whiskey gone wrong? Let's address your top artists: “The First Separate Exemplary Orchestra of the USSR Defense Ministry” and “The Red Army Choir”? What are you trying to accomplish here, a secret mission to turn the Soviet era into an ironic art exhibit? Some might say you’re trying to rewrite music history, but I honestly think you just got your hands stuck while falling into a rabbit hole of obscure 1940s war propaganda. Let’s not forget that “Celtic” and “Traditional Folk” in your favorites make you sound like you were last seen at a Renaissance Fair, desperately trading in wooden nickels while trying to perform a bard's lament about your love life. And your most played songs? “On the Hills of Manchuria” by “Ilya Alekseevich Shatrov”? That's a bold choice, my friend. Perfect for when you want to remind your friends that you’ve never set foot outside your comfort zone but still want them to fear you’re more cultured. Seriously, it’s like this playlist was curated by an irritable octopus. How many multi-legged creatures did it take to randomly click “play” on ten instrumental tracks nobody cares about? Step it up, Belfast! Or at least narrow it down to one poorly executed theme party so we can finally understand the enigma that is your Spotify profile.

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