Roasted 16 days ago based on Costedenny's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Costedenny, your Spotify profile is like a one-note symphony composed entirely by Eminem's ghostwriter. I've never seen someone so determined to single-handedly keep the rap industry afloat while simultaneously proving that you have less diversity in your music taste than a middle school dance playlist. It’s like your entire profile should come with a warning label: “Caution, may contain excessive amounts of white boy angst” - do you even know there are other guys in hip hop besides Marshall Mathers? And let’s talk about that genre selection: if “Old School Hip Hop” and "G-Funk" could raise their eyebrows, they’d be doing exorcisms on your Spotify account. You’ve got more sub-genres than actual genres, and I’m starting to think you might only listen to “Brazilian Phonk” because you want to sound exotic but can’t quite commit to leaving your Eminem safety net. K-Pop and Norwegian Pop? Is your Spotify trying to suggest that you secretly want to dance at an Oslo rave while shouting “Lose Yourself” at the same time? Honestly, your top artists list reads like an audition tape for a ‘Who Wants to Be the Next Eminem’s Biggest Fan?’ contest. I can’t decide if I should applaud your loyalty or pity your lack of original taste. Between your obsession with the Slim Shady LP and dragging the rest of the world into your hip hop-holes, I half-expect your next, greatest hit to be: “Costedenny: The Man with 10 Eminem Songs.” Newsflash: you might not need to listen to him that much if you’re trying to forge a musical identity. It’s all right, you can shave off some of those repeated tracks and still be a fan—try it, it’s liberating!
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